FAQ

What is an alpaca?

• Imagine if a sheep and a llama had a baby together. 

Are alpacas legal in my state?

• You should check with your state's agriculture and farming department.  Also check the local zoning regulations.

What should I feed an alpaca?

• As grazing animals, they eat grass, hay, alfalfa and other grains.

Are alpacas aggressive?

• We are very careful when we breed our alpacas that those with the most friendly disposition are bred.  Those with poor dispositions are only used for fleece.

Can I use their fleece to make cloth?

• Yes, you may.

Will you teach me how?

• No, we won't.

Are alpacas similar enough to llamas to be part of llama-palooza?

• What the heck is llama-palooza?

How much room do alpacas take? I have a spare closet.

• If you are asking, you don't have enough space.

Do alpacas taste good?

• You are starting to scare me.

Do they understand calculus?

• Do you?

Can I buy an alpaca?

• If you have enough money, yes, you may.

Can I have my alpaca delivered via UPS?

• What? Are you a kook?